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Vent, Drop Some Knowledge, Get Another Opinon
Whatever just don't blatantly offend a direct group










The Bi-Weekly List - Of Things You NEED To know
(Cuz some of ya'll just don't know . . .)

Before you go to the club on "Trying to meet somebody night":

1. Pack some damn breath mints
2. Wash your ass
3. Wash your ass
4. Wash your ass
5. Wash your ass
6. Wash your ass
7. Wash your ass
8. Wash your ass
9. Wash your ass
10. And if you just don't get it? Wash Your Ass - and all of it.
Men - your balls can stink. Women - spraying
some perfume don't take the smell away. Just
putting on more deodarant over what you had left
from wearing all day . . . DON'T WORK! WASH YOUR ASS!
(And brush your teeth too! Damn)





Hip Hop & Rock

SHOULD IT EXIST?

Should it? That's what is was!
Um - just leave it to Jimi & Lenny.
What do you Limp Bizkit - Linkin Park and others are doing now?
YES!! Mos Def we are waiting for you!!!


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A.K.A. What The Hell?
Lyrics that are just dead wrong or leave you saying What In The Hell??

Who's Up First? Lil' Kim off of Mary's "I Can Love You":

"Sittin’ on a Ninja Honda, with Tanesha and Rhonda"

**Okay Lil’ Kim, you really must have been trying to make it rhyme cuz it’s a what? KAWASAKI NINJA!**





Bleached Skin . . . Numerous Nose Jobs . . . Lip Reduction . . .
Has Michael Jackson Gone Too Far?
YES. What is going to happen when he dies?
Hey, to each his own.
No, if he keeps doing it it must be okay.
other:


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You should really pay attention  to. . 

Dumb Laws:
Virginia:

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex 
in any position other than missionary.
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

Oh and make sure you read the labels . . .


Wet-Nap 
Directions: Tear open packet and use. (How else would you use them?)

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray 
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry. (Or you will look like Michael during the Pepsi commercial!)

Little Ones Baby Lotion 
Keep away from children

Fritos 
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(Um, can someone tell me how to look inside w/o buying the bag?)

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts 
Warning: This product contains nuts. 

Nabisco Easy Cheese 
For best results, remove cap.







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